crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you
i don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day
when i say im good at something i mean i suck slightly less at it than the other things i suck at
if someone tells you your clothing style is gay, respond with:
"yeah, it came out of the closet this morning."
BEE SEX IS REALLY FUNNY OKAY HEAR ME OUT
BASICALLY THE MALE BEE GOES TO THE QUEEN AND INSERTS ITS PENIS INTO THE QUEEN BEE AND THEN THEY EJACULATE AT SUCH A HIGH SPEED THAT THEIR GENITALS FUCKING EXPLODE AND ARE LEFT IN THE QUEEN FOREVER AND THE MALE BEE FALLS ON THE GROUND AND DIES
dick too bomb
tbh there are literally only like three people in the world who i can hang out with for more than four or five hours without wanting to strangle them
“Do you know what love is? I’ll tell you: it is whatever you can still betray.”
― John le Carré
One hour studies.
I’d pray for you to like me but you wouldn’t be as happy with me as you are with her
Babies R Us doesn’t even sell babies